Saturday, October 29, 2011

The 15 Mormon Top authorities claim to be "special witnesses" of Christ.

Well, I'm not sure about that, but...
I was a "special witness " of Santa one time.

I went downstairs on sexmas eve and I saw my mother kissing Santa.

I screamed, "YOU WHORE!" and dove at her. How could she betray my father's trust like that?

However, in my berserker fueled rage I failed to notice that Santa had the finished glass of milk in his hand which he broke over my head causing me to black out.

I awoke in the hospital the next morning with my parents standing over me. Still in a daze, I muttered to my father, "Mommy's a hobag."

My father laughed and said, "No, son. Mommy is not a hobag. She and Santa were just rehearsing a play while daddy watched from a corner with a video camera."

"Really?" I asked.

"Really," He responded, "Now you should rest up, son. You lost a lot of blood from the glass shards that got lodged in your head."

He reached over and pressed the morphine release button. "Merry Christmas."

As I began to black out again, I heard more laughing from the room. One of the laughs sounded just like Santa's from the night before.

Santa was real.

1 comment:

  1. OMGosh, Raptor, that story is so special! It has truly touched my heart. I feel the spirit...or is it the morphine?