Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Today is the Greatest Day of Everyone's Life!

BEHOLD!!!

Your pathetic lives have just been enhanced to maximum level!!!

The Scriptures have been fulfilled and you can now purchase them for Money!

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Raptor-Mormon-Apostasy-ebook/dp/B005IQKAQU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1314150047&sr=8-1

Your purchase of this fine product is YOUR TICKET INTO HEAVEN!

If you have a copy of this book, you will know eternal bliss.  If you do not purchase this book, you will know eternal menstrual cramping.  For you males, I will give you a uterus, so don't think that you have lucked out.

No one escapes PMS hell!

Unless they purchase this book in electronic form.  So, do it!  And if you are lucky enough to have a kindle or something with a kindle app (like iphone, ipad, or android phone) you'll actually be able to read it.  You can also download a free app (Adobe Documents is one) for your PC and Macs for fancy computer reading.

You buy now!  I become richer, and you get a flat and toned stomach from all the laughter.  Everybody wins!

1 comment:

  1. I bought your book yesterday and just finished it! Fabulous! Very funny in most parts, and heart wrenching in others. I could really relate to so much you went through. I couldn't stop reading! Good Job Raptor! I posted the info on RFM but they deleted it :(

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