Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Have you Found Jesus Yet?
Although Regular Jesus loves playing hide and go seek his favorite game of all time is:
Hungry hungry hippos.
The whole "don't cast pearls before swine?"
He meant, because you should cast them before hungry hungry hippos.
The whole Judas betrayal started because the only hippo left was the broken pink one.
Regular Jesus totally pwned Judas, and Judas left in a huff because he "always gets the broken one." And then it got worse when Regular Jesus called after saying, "be ye not like unto a giant baby, Judas. Verily, those who aren't poor sports inherit my father's kingdom."
Posted by Raptor Jesus at 5:45 PM