Begging for Money Just like every other Goddamn Church You've ever been to

Raptor Jesus is like every other deity you've come across.

He needs money!  Specifically YOUR money!  If you'll notice, there are Donate buttons on the blog now.

HINT motherfucking HINT.

All proceeds go to a great cause.  ME!  The more money I get, the more I can write.  The more I can write, the more you can laugh at potty words.