Saturday, June 11, 2011

Sorry I haven't been writing much last week.

Someone hacked into my twitter account and posted a bunch of pictures of my awesome schlong on the internet.

Turns out, that someone was me.  I posted pictures of not only my half engorged hood-less serpent, but also my chiseled pecks.  Then, word got out that I had been sexting a bunch of chicks, and now all my colleagues want me to quit my job.

Well, fuck them.  They aren't the boss of me.

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