Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Only True Church gets its first donations!!!

Hooray! Donations are great.

Just to let all of you know, I have decided on a policy for donations that you may or may not agree with, but it doesn't matter because I RUN THIS SHOW!

When you donate (NOT IF!), and you want to be praised, go ahead and use the comment feature to let everyone know that you donated.

Praise will be heaped upon you as will your reward in Raptor Heaven.

If you do not use the comment feature, I will assume that you wish to remain anonymous and will respect your wishes.

If you have a hard time thinking for yourself and wonder, "Who is greatest among us, those who donate anonymously or those who donate and brag about it?" well, here is your answer.

"All those who give money are equally awesome and are saved.  All those who don't give money will burn in hell eventually."

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