Fuck tha "True Church"

Fuck tha "True Church"
Comin straight from the underground
A young convert got it bad cuz he's brown
And not the other color so the church thought
They didn't have god's authority to endow a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't the one
Who's a punk teeniefuckah who smuggled a gun
To "prophesy" and be thrown in jail
Masons goin toe to toe in the middle of the cell

Fuckin with them cuz they teenagers
sayin they should be out bugging strangers
"Serving missions," selling the product
Cept it's only spiritual narcotics

You'd rather see me in the church pen
Then on the internet posting on RfM
Beat real truth out of shape
And when they're finished, bring the yellow tape
For the scene of the spiritual slaughter
Still can't swallow their bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Hunting gays down and shockin' their nuts
And on the other hand, without a girl they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz Brigham stone ya dead on the town sod
Black member now showin out for the White God

Raptor Jesus will swarm
On any missionary in a "church uniform"
Just cuz I'm now in apostasy, punk members are afraid of me
A young apostate on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a blood bath
Of testimonies, dyin in cyberspace
Yo RfM, I got somethin to say

Fuck tha "True Church"


Thanks, Ice Cube for bringing the original for this white-bread, red-neck cracker to fuck with.