Tuesday, May 10, 2011

In D-Fence of the artisans.

This one time I was at church at a singles ward (the ward a priesthoodholder goes to find his future humping post and dinner dispenser).

We were "discussing" that the primary role of a cock wielder is to make the motherfucking money.  And because we should be the only ones in the house making the motherfucking money, we better stop doing "frivolous" things and get real jobs.

For some reason this prompted someone to raise their hand and say completely seriously, "Yeah, I think that the person who exemplifies this the most was Vincent van Gogh.  He just painted all the time and couldn't support himself let alone a family, but he kept painting.  He did whatever he wanted instead of focusing on getting a job."

If stupid could take off a white, silk glove and slap it across your face ejaculating, "I challenge you to a duel!" that's what happened to me.

I raised my hand stating, "Are you kidding me?  Van Gogh was one of the greatest artists of all time.  I think he was doing EXACTLY what he was "supposed" to be doing.  His art is now worth millions because he was that good."

The Elder's Quorum Secretary jumped right in and retorted, "Yeah, but he didn't make any of that money."

Stupid won that day because I couldn't think of anything to say that wouldn't have included a lot of cursing or involved me walking out early.

And I had carpooled.

1 comment:

  1. Snarf snarf snarf I hated elders queer-um for this very reason! Always an argument an always over stupid fucking stuff snarf snarf